$PATSWIFE Tokenomics
LISTEN UP HATERS 💅
Total Supply:
15 Million (one for every "jealous" comment) 💁♀️
Distribution:
- 40%for my REAL supporters who've been here since Texas Tech 😘
- 20%for the Boss Babe liquidity pool 💅
- 15%reserved for Sterling's college fund (like if you're a real mom) 👶
- 15%charity (because unlike you all, I actually help people) 🙏
- 10%marketing (not that I need it with all this free promo lol) 💋
Taxes:
- 2%redistributed to holders (REAL ones only) 💕
- 2%to the anti-hater fund (y'all need help fr) 🙄
- 1%automatic burn (like my clap backs) 🔥
Special Features:
- Price pumps every time I GET LOUD FOR MY MAN 📢
- Emergency dump protection (unlike these refs, we play fair) 🏈
- Automatic buy back for every negative article (thanks for the free marketing boo) 😘
- VIP holder benefits (maybe I'll even notice you) ✨